Kitten on the Keys in "Does This Piano Make My Ass Look Big?" weekends, March 27 to April 5, 2009

It's finally here! After her fundraiser in February, Kitten on the Keys is premiering her one-woman show "Does This Piano Make My Ass Look Big?" at Mama Calizo's Voice Factory starting this weekend.

Kitten is one of the premiere burlesque performers in the Bay Area, the nation, and internationally. She's emceed Tease-O-Rama, Little Minsky's, amongst others and performed at too many shows around the world to mention in a short posting.

And now she's brought us a show musically and humorously tracing her rise from dorky suburban girl to sexy vixen and star of burlesque and cabaret!

Mama Calizo's Voice Factory presents...Kitten on the Keys in "Does This Piano Make My Ass Look Big?"

A new work (words & music) written by Suzanne Ramsey (D.I.Y. Resident Artist - aka...Kitten on the Keys...www.kittymusic.com)

A World Premiere - Limited Engagement - Two Weekends Only!
March 27 - April 5, 2009 (Fri., Sat. & Sun.)
Mama Calizo's Voice Factory in SF
www.voicefactorysf.org

San Francisco's own Kitten on the Keys (...aka Suzanne Ramsey) is a frisky one ma'am band. Her new one woman musical: DOES THIS PIANO MAKE MY ASS LOOK BIG? follows the hi-jinks of a dorky suburban girl who is insecure, addicted, and socially impaired. Her life changes for the better with the discovery of punk rock and a burlesque rock & roll lifestyle. This world-premiere romp replete with sequins! & sass, told through original songs (written and performed by Kitten) and video, will tickle your funny bones and stir your nether-regions. Kitten on the Keys is a little Judy Tenuta, Mae West, and a dash of Shirley Temple optimism rolled into one perky package. She writes all of her own material and plays the piano, accordion, and ukulele. The show is co-directed by Dwyane Calizo & Suzanne Ramsey. NOTE: This show is for adults over 18 years old only.



DOES THIS PIANO MAKE MY ASS LOOK BIG? has a limited engagement - running two weekends only: March 27, 28, 29 - Fri./Sat., 8:00 pm & Sun. Matinee 2:00 pm, and April 3, 4, 5 Fri./Sat. 8:00 pm & Sun. Matinee 2:00 pm at...

Mama Calizo´s Voice Factory
1519 Mission St. (Van Ness & 11th Sts.), in SF 94103

Tickets are $15 & $20 (no one turned away for lack of funds) -- and available at the door or at Brown Paper Tickets, http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/56774

Suzanne Ramsey
Kitten on the Keys


http://www.suzanneramsey.net
http://www.myspace.com/kittenonthekeys
http://www.voicefactorysf.org

Whether you've seen Kitten perform dozens of time or never, this is the perfect time to witness her talent and brilliance on stage, live! :-)