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Thursday, November 26, 2009

Great Dickens Christmas Fair starts Friday, November 27

With Thanksgiving upon us, it's time to say, "'Tis the season!" And nothing beats the Great Dickens Christmas Fair for putting one in the mood! The GDCF will start this Friday right after Thanksgiving and continues on weekends until December 20.



Pretty much all that you'd want to know about The GDCF can be found at their website, www.dickensfair.com. There's a lot to keep you busy: food to eat, shows to watch, things to buy, drink to drink. Ha ha. But I'll tell you some things that might make your visit a tad more enjoyable. Things I wished I had known before I went for the first time.



Saucy French Postcard Tableaux Revue

Since you're most likely a fan of burlesque, make sure to get your tickets to the Saucy French Postcard Tableaux Revue (18 and over, please) as soon as you get there. The tickets don't cost extra, but seating is limited and that's how they allocate seats. Last year, I got there at about 3 or 4pm, and they had already given out their entire allotment of tickets.

If, however, you can't get a ticket, you can try showing up at the show anyway. That's what I did. They had a "stand by" line. A couple of minutes before showtime, they let in the people from that line if there were still some empty seats. So I got in. Yay!

After 5pm is what the Fair calls, "Dickens After Dark." In addition to the Saucy French Postcard Tableaux Revue, there is also Saucy Sorcery. Apparently, things just get plain saucy after the sun goes down. ;-)

Dark Garden Unique Corsetry Booth and Windows

Dark Garden's founder and owner is also a burlesque performer who goes by the names of Honey Le Bang and Miss Information. Her corsets are incredible and you'll want to stop by the booth, which is like a little shop, and at least browse through the selections.

The booth also has some windows in which live models wear Dark Garden fashions. They're usually engaged in some kind of "activity." The windows and models are always a popular attraction. There's just something about people pretending to be mannequins that just fascinates us!

RJ Johnson,Dark Garden Corsetry,Great Dickens Christmas Fair
Dark Garden windows 2008. Photo by RJ Johnson

Parking and such

The GDCF is in the Exposition Halls of the Cow Palace, which is below and around the main hall where they have the rodeos and hockey games. You'll be sure to want to park in the lot closest to those lower halls, as the walk is otherwise a rather long one.

Oh, and parking is $10. So you'll be sure to want to include that in your budget. Of course MUNI stops nearby, and there's a free BART shuttle available.

Bring a Map and Arrange a Meeting Place

The GDCF is a relatively large event. And the area is arranged in "streets," so it's a good idea to take a map. One is available at www.dickensfair.com/DF09map-Web.pdf. It's often crowded, and it's kind of dark, so I got lost. Ha ha. If you're going with a group, you'll probably want to arrange a meeting place in advance to avoid confusion.

Restrooms

If you go on a day that's crowded, expect to wait in a line for restrooms. There's two sets of restrooms, but I wouldn't wait until you positively, absolutely have to go. Especially if you're a woman. I remember seeing long lines at the women's restrooms. Be prepared to wait for 5 minutes or so.

Wear layered clothing

I remember the halls as being somewhat chilly. You'll notice in the video that people tend to wear coats or sweaters. I don't think there's much heating in those lower halls, but the body heat of the crowd wards off the real cold. So sometimes you may be warm, other times kind of cold.

Conclusion

The Great Dickens Christmas Fair is a jolly good time. There's definitely an element or two that attracts the burlesque crowd, though there's a lot that also attracts families. For those of you who haven't checked out the GDCF website yet, I've copied the main information below.

Oh! And I remember as I was exiting, there was a dance happening at the ballroom near the exit. So if you like to dance and have a partner, you'll be sure to want to see if you can get on the dance floor. In fact, there's some video footage of the dance at the beginning of the second video above.

Thanks to DanceDispatch and CatTaylor2 for the YouTube videos!

Happy Holidays!


What: The Great Dickens Christmas Fair: A holiday adventure into Victorian London, partying with hundreds of costumed players in 90,000+ square feet of theatrically-lit music halls, pubs, dance parties and Christmas shops on winding lanes. It’s a twilight evening in Charles Dickens’ London Town – a city filled with lively and colorful characters from both literature and history. Enticing aromas of roasted chestnuts and hearty foods fill the air.
Cries of street vendors hawking their wares ring out above the bustling crowd. Dozens of lamplit shops are filled to overflowing with Christmas presents. New this year: each patron receives a Victorian name, a Passport to the Past, and tokens for prizes if the Timegame is well played. And it’s all in a Holiday Humor!
Where: Cow Palace Exhibition Halls, 2600 Geneva Avenue, San Francisco
When: Four Weekends including the Friday after Thanksgiving, November 27, 28, 29, Dec. 5, 6, 12, 13, 19, 20, 2009; 11:00am - 7:00 pm
Who: Brought to you by Red Barn Productions and the Patterson Family, who created and directed the popular Renaissance Pleasure Faire at Black Point in Marin for 25 years, the Dickens Christmas Fair is a treasured Bay Area tradition since 1970.
Ticket Prices
at the Gate:
General Admission: $22.00
Student/Senior/Military: $19.00
Children 5-11: $10.00
Children Under 5 are Free
Groups of 15 or more: $17.00
Pickwick Club (Fair season pass):
$55.00 adult / $25.00 children
(available from our office or at the fair)
Ticket
Sales:
For discount advance ticket information, click here.
Parking: $10.00 (charged by the Cow Palace)
Public Transport: Take Bart or Muni to the GLEN PARK Bart Station. The Fair operates (for the first time!) a free Courtesy Shuttle to and from the Glen Park Bart station every 20 minutes, from 11:15 AM to 7:00 PM each Fair day.
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Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Burlesque classes starting in December in the San Francisco Bay Area

Looking for burlesque classes in December? There are two classes that I'm aware of in the Bay Area.

The first takes place in San Francisco at the studios of Bombshell Betty. The class is
Bombshell Betty's Intro to Burlesquercise Mini-Session. It runs for three weeks starting on Wednesday, December 2. Classes meet once per week from 7 to 8:30pm. Here's the class description:

Been looking for a sexy workout or just want more excitement in your life? Come join in on the fun with this special introductory series. In addition to the unique bump-and-grind warmup and workout that Burlesquercise is famous for, you will learn the burlesque strut, how to create your own retro style dance moves and choreography, how to work a boa, twirl tassels (no nudity required) and more! You'll also learn the choreography for the dance numbers most often performed by "Bombshell Betty's Burlesqueteers," so pull your favorite lingerie out of hiding in the top drawer and let's shake it... with Burlesquercise!

Wednesdays, 7:00-8:30pm
December 2, 9 & 16

GENERAL REGISTRATION: $60 for all 3 classes!
Registration link: http://www.bombshellbetty.net/burlesquercise.html

Betty will also start a Burlesque Intensive class starting in January. click on the link above for more information and registration.

I've just recently learned that Jodi Waseca of Room for Cream will be teaching burlesque classes in Sebastopol! So if you're in the North Bay and thought that the drive into San Francisco was a bit too long to take a class, this may be the the perfect solution for you!

I've seen Room for Cream perform a number of times at various Hubba Hubba Revue shows. Jodi is known for her belly dancing skills and performances influenced by hobo and gypsy cultures. If you'd like to see some videos of her performances, check out www.myspace.com/roomfercream and www.myspace.com/t_lulajai.

Jodi's classes will be on Monday evenings from 7:30 to 9pm at Core Motion Studio in Sebastopol. For more information about Jodi and her classes, please visit www.teachstreet.com/teacher/jodi-waseca. Here's the class description she sent me:

Beginning Burlesque classes with Jodi Waseca of Room For Cream in Sebastopol! Every week we will go over a little history, stage presence tips, dance technique and choreography ideas to get your creative juices flowing! Learn how to incorporate comedy, titillation and different dance forms into a fun, cohesive performance. Come have fun with us in a super safe, supportive environment! Let your inner sass shine!
Classes are held at Core in Motion Studio in Sebastopol (134 Weeks Way, in the town plaza-studio #707.823.1074) and are $13 per class with discounts available for multiple class purchases.

If you have any questions, both instructors may be contacted through the websites mentioned above. I'm sure they'd be willing to answer any questions that you may have!

I'm also planning to put together profiles of the various burlesque schools and instructors in the area. As it's said, they'll be coming soon! :-)
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San Francisco area burlesque for the week of November 23, 2009

It comes around every year at this time. Thanksgiving? Christmas? Well, those things are happening, too. But it's time for the Great Dickens Christmas Fair!

Yes, starting this Friday, November 27, the Great Dickens Christmas Fair is happening at the Cow Palace in San Francisco. It'll take place from 11am to 7pm, and will continue on Saturday and Sunday, too.

You may have seen the advertisements and coupons for this event in newspapers, on fliers in gelato shops, on those video screens at gas stations, etc. This is one of those events that burlesque people really love, like the Edwardian Ball. It's a chance to dress up, see some risque shows like the French Postcard Tableaux Revue and Saucy Sorcery, and just have a merry olde time!.

I remember last year Amanda Palmer of the Dresden Dolls shot a video at the Fair. You can see it at vimeo.com/2621242. So maybe you'll see a famous singer or two, also!

This Tuesday, Dr. Sketchy's San Francisco will be presenting Eva von Slut. Bring your drawing implements and sketch pad to depict this fierce chanteuse and burlesque performer!

And with the weekly Uptown Hubba Hubba and Red Hots Burlesque shows on Monday and Friday, respectively, that pretty much wraps up this holiday week. Happy Thanksgiving! :-)

  • Monday, November 23: Uptown Hubba Hubba at the Uptown in Oakland, 1928 Telegraph Avenue. For one night, the Diamond Daggers take over the Hubba Hubba show. Join Amelia Mae Paradise, Sir Loin Strip, Fanny Fuller and the rest of the Daggers as they bring along Isis Starr, Simone de la Getto, Calypso and Summer Bowie, musical guests Vagabondage, and The Mystery Pig! Doors at 9pm, show at 10:15ish. $5, 21+ w/ID.
  • Tuesday, November 24: Dr. Sketchy's SF at 111 Minna Gallery in San Francisco, 111 Minna Street. Eva von Slut is this month's model and performer. 7-10pm. $10 general, $7 students and teachers with I.D. Free to hang out at the bar and observe. 21+ w/ID.
  • Friday, November 27: Red Hots Burlesque at El Rio in San Francisco, 3158 Mission Street. Dottie Lux brings you a different show every single week! Each event promises the seductive and spicy, absurd and amusing all from local and visiting talent. Show at 7:30pm. $5-10 sliding scale, 21+ w/ID.
  • Also Friday through Sunday, November 29: The Great Dickens Christmas Fair at the Cow Palace in SF, 2600 Geneva Avenue. A holiday adventure into Victorian London, party with hundreds of costumed players in 90,000+ square feet of theatrically-lit music halls, pubs, dance parties and Christmas shops on winding lanes. From toothsome treats, to Craft Ales from local breweries, to shows like Saucy Sorcery and the French Postcard Tableaux Revue (18 and older), to the Dark Garden Unique Corsetry shop, there's lots to see, do, and enjoy. It's a favorite amongst the burlesque crowd, so keep your eyes open and you'll probably see some of your favorite performers! 11am to 7pm. Also Saturdays and Sundays through December 20. Tickets are $10 for children ages 5 – 11  (under 5 are free); $19 for students/seniors/military; and adults are $22 at the door. Groups of 15 or more: $17. Pickwick Club (Fair season pass): $55.00 adult / $25.00 children (available from our office or at the fair). Discount tickets are available online at dickensfair.com.

As always, for more information, please check the calendar above. Also, you may want to check back during the week to see if there are and late additions to this schedule. And if you have a burlesque show or information about a show you would like to add to the calendar, please email me at sfbr AT gmx DOT com.
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Saturday, November 21, 2009

Diamond Daggers at Uptown Hubba Hubba on Monday, November 23, 2009

This Monday, The Diamond Daggers come to the Uptown in Oakland and take over for Kingfish and Eddie. And they'll be bringing some of their friends!

See Goddess of Vintage Burlesque Isis Starr, Cabaret de Nude's Simone de la Getto, acrobats Calypso and Summer Bowie, and musical guests Vagabondage. Add in Amelia Mae Paradise, Sir Loin Strip, and Fannie Fuller of the Diamond Daggers, and you've got yourself all the fun you can handle on a Monday night! And it seems that Mystery Pig will be making an appearance. Who or what is Mystery Pig? I't's a mystery. You'll have to find out for yourself! ;-)

And if you're not totally entranced by Mystery Pig, see if you can spot Kingfish and/or Eddie in the audience!

Howdy All!

MONDAY, Nov. 23rd, Hubba Hubba Revue hands the reins to our good friends, THE DIAMOND DAGGERS! Get ready for Amelia's queer freak-fest sideshow as they rock The Uptown with unimaginable surprises, quirks, vaguery, folly, & fancy. BURLESQUE, variety and more with:

Sir Loin Strip, Diamond Daggers
Fannie, Fuller, Diamond Daggers
Isis Star, Goddess of Burlesque
Vagabondage, Musical Carnivale Vaudvillia
Simone de la Getto, Cabaret de Nude
Calypso & Summer Bowie, acrobatics
and The Mystery Pig

Be prepared to be titillated by a wide sampling of gratification both classic & new!

All for just FIVE BUCKS!
21 & Up w/ID

Doors 9PM, Show 10:15PM


THE UPTOWN CLUB
1928 Telegraph Avenue, Oakland
(just 1 block from 19th Street BART!)


http://www.diamonddaggers.com

http://www.hubbahubbarevue.com

http://www.uptownnightclub.com
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Friday, November 20, 2009

Dr. Sketchy's SF presents Eva von Slut on Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Although the day of the week for Dr. Sketchy's San Francisco has changed this month to a Tuesday instead of a Monday, it's still the same fun, crazy, exciting, sexy, rewarding and talent-filled opportunity to draw a live model!

Next Tuesday, the model and perf0rmer is San Francisco's own Eva von Slut! Pin-up model, burlesque performer, and singer with Thee Merry Widows, The Insaints, and The White Barons, Ms. von Slut is a very colorful personage. So bring ample supplies of your favorite instruments of artistic creation.

There will be drawing contests, opportunities to meet and chat with your fellow artists, drinks to be savored, and lots of fun to be had!

Not an artist? No worries! Watch the happenings from the bar. It's free if you're just there to watch and drink!

Dr Sketchy's SF presents Eva Von Slut!

PLEASE NOTE DATE CHANGE:

Tuesday, November 24, 2009
7pm - 10pm
111 Minna Gallery,
San Francisco CA

$10 General admission
$7 students/teachers with ID
FREE for barflies, so bring your non-sketchy friends!
21+ w/ID


If you are searching for one of San Francisco's finest creative spirits wrapped in a colorful package, look no further! Miss Eva von Slut is well-known in San Francisco and across the world as a plus-size pinup model, burlesque goddess, and singer of all girl band Thee Merry Widows and punk bands The Insaints and The White Barons. She will be gracing the Dr Sketchy's stage in November.

Known as "The Tattooed Mae West" of burlesque, she has performed across the globe, from Miss Exotic World to Tease-o-rama, to Helsinki Honolulu Hysteria, from Las Vegas to New York City, from Los Angeles to Atlanta, to Germany, France, Italy, Holland, Belgium, Finland. Sweden, Norway, and beyond!

Eva has been featured in books like "Burlesque and the New Bump and Grind", and "The Modern Amazon," countless magazines like "Marquis", "Skin and Ink", "Tattoo Magazine", "Suicide XL", and "Maxim", and television shows like NBC News with Tom Brokaw, Tokyo Television and in as a tattooed showgirl in the MTV video for rock band Avenged Sevenfold's "Bat Country".

Don't forget to bring extra colored pencils along, as this girl has lots of tattooed skin, and get ready for a fabulous ride!


http://www.myspace.com/missevavonslut


http://drsketchyssf.blogspot.com

http://www.111minnagallery.com
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Thursday, November 19, 2009

Red Hots Burlesque for Friday, November 19, 2009

I haven't received any information on this week's show, but I'm pretty sure that there will be one. The show is listed on the El Rio calendar. I'm thinking that Dottie is just REALLY busy with FEED filming. In fact her last posting, which you can read in this blog's feed just below, says she's not sleeping because she's working.

That said, you can see Red Hots Burlesque in San Francisco on Friday, November 19, at El Rio, 3158 Mission Street. It's $5-10, sliding scale, and you need to be 21 or older to make it into the bar. The show starts at 7:30pm.
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Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Hubba Hubba Revue: Beauty Pageant! at DNA Lounge this Friday, November 20, 2009

Our old friends from Hubba Hubba Revue are at it again. I guess they wanted some Donald Trump-like attention, so they've decided to create their own beauty pageant: The Miss Hubba Hubba Pageant! Oh my!

Who will win the coveted sash and tiara? Will it be the ever-adorable Ruby White? Will it be Twinkletoes McGee? Sparkly Devil? Delilah? Will there be controversy? A sex video scandal? In the world of Hubba Hubba Revue, folks, anything and everything could happen!

Hubba Hubba Revue: Beauty Pageant! will be coming to your town, San Francisco, this Friday at the DNA Lounge. Get there between 9:00 and 9:30, and get in for just $10! See the beauty! Be amazed at the talent competition! Hear the answers to the burning questions of the day! Or have a few drinks, enjoy the performances, hoot and holler and have fun with your friends. :-)


Shine Up That Tiara! It's Time For...

Hubba Hubba Revue: THE MISS HUBBA HUBBA PAGEANT!

Friday November 20th 9PM


The elbow-length gloves are off! Hubba Hubba Revue presents a sensational, glamour-packed, talent-rich cavalcade of beauties, all intent on the coveted title of MISS HUBBA HUBBA!


Beauty Contest Burlesque! Risque Runners-Up! and Competition Comedy with...


The Twilight Vixen Revue!
Bunny Pistol!
Ruby White!
Lady Satan!
Delilah!
Wiggy Darlington & Vima Burlesque!
Your Little Chernobyl!
Sparkly Devil!
Twinkletoes McGee!
sASSy Hotbuns!
Miss Balla Fire!
Pin Key Lee!
Miss Mae Western!
Alotta Boutte'!
Kitty von Quimm!
Ariyana La Fey!
The Flying Fox!
Kiss Me Kate!
Virgina Suicide!

...and featuring the Hubba Hubba Go-Go Pageant-Girls!


Live! Dance Your Brass Off To:

FROMAGIQUE!
featuring Bombshell Betty & Her Burlesqueteers!


MISS CONGENIALITY DISCOUNT: from 9:00-9:30PM, tickets at the box office are just $10!


Hubba Hubba Revue: THE MISS HUBBA HUBBA PAGEANT!
Friday, November 20th, 9PM
DNA Lounge, 375 Eleventh Street, SF
$15, 21 & Up w/valid ID
($12 advance tickets at http://www.dnalounge.com )


See more at

http://www.hubbahubbarevue.com

http://www.bombshellbetty.net

http://www.dnalounge.com


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